What they don’t tell you about pregnancy

what they don't tell you about pregnancy

What they don’t tell you about pregnancy

  • Leg cramps are a mother!

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with your left calf completely contracted and your left foot stuck in a pointed position that would make a ballerina jealous. It’s a Charlie-horse type of pain and the only thing you can do about it is wake your hubby up and ask him to force your foot back into place and hold it there until the cramp subsides, or just wait it out and cry. They say it’s a potassium deficiency but really… if I have one more banana I’ll probably grow a tail.

  • Don’t sneeze, or cough or laugh too hard!

I learned this for the first time at the checkout line of our local Target. I was pregnant with Grace and so naïve of what pregnancy bladder was all about when I let out a sneeze and with it came a cascade of urine that sent me running to the bathroom. I was so embarrassed that I waited for all the costumers around me to checkout before I showed my face in line. It happened then (and continues to happen) more times than I’d like to admit. My advice, empty your bladder frequently or just throw in the towel and get some depends.

  • You can’t escape the swelling

Everything swells. Your hands, your feet, your ankles your lips, your behind… There’s no escaping it. You turn into a water balloon and end up wearing your bed slippers to the movies because your cute strappy gladiator sandals cut off your circulation. There are other areas that swell too… I’ll let you use your imagination on that one but I will say that it’s not so flattering! My suggestion, put your engagement ring in a safe location and kiss it goodbye for the next 9 months. Also, get sneakers that are one size or half a size bigger than you usually wear.

  • If peeing 100x doesn’t keep you up, good ol’ insomnia will

It’s 1:30am and I’m sitting down writing this post… not because I’m so eager to offer up some wise and unsolicited advice, but because I can’t fall back asleep. Really. I’m tired as can be but my body is just not giving into sleep. I’d suggest some light exercise but after chasing Grace and Haddon all day, you will not catch me trying to expend any more energy than I already have. I suggest that you get used to it, because once that baby arrives there will be no differentiation between night and day.

  • Your esophagus will burn up

All day, everyday heartburn! Some things make it worse… like eating. I’d suggest you don’t eat but that’s probably against medical advice so my next suggestion would be to carry a bottle of Tums with you everywhere. I do. It’s currently in my purse and I pop them during the day like they’re candy. Alex always makes a big fuss about how much Tums I consume, but it’s the only remedy that puts the fire out and until he’s growing humans inside of him… he just can’t understand.

  • It’s not as cute as they say it is

I saw Ellen DeGeneres interview Kristen Bell and she asked her about her pregnancy and her overall experience being pregnant. I chuckled and waited for a snarky remark, but to my surprise she said something along the lines of “I love being pregnant” and “I had a pregnancy high throughout my whole pregnancy.”   WHAT?! I may have thrown the remote at the T.V. and then came close to thinking a very profane word (not my proudest moment) What in the world is pregnancy high?? Bringing a human into this world is absolutely beautiful and a miracle BUT it’s gruesome, sticky and uncomfortable and definitely not a high. The sooner you can grasp that, the better.

  • You become a hair model

This was truly evident when I was pregnant with Haddon and had long locks that kissed my back. I guess because you’re so pumped up with vitamins your hair thickens and every time you brush your locks, you end up looking like you’re in a Pantene commercial. It’s wonderful and short lived because once that baby comes, you’ll loose about 60% of it. My advice, is that you enjoy it and if you have the time to do your hair… do it! Straighten it, curl it, moose it, infuse it… whatever… but do it because every day during your pregnancy is a great hair day month… and it should not be wasted on a pony.

  • You cry. All. The. Time

At one point I just turned to Alex with tears in my eyes and asked him to tell me WHY I was crying because I sure couldn’t figure it out. There was nothing sad around, the kids were having a great day and I was feeling normal. Turns out hormones are a crazy thing to play around with and tears will run down your face with or without an explanation. I just carry tissues around and if I feel a cry coming, I embrace it. I figure maybe if I give into it, then I can let it all out and move on.

  • People are nicer to you

This is one thing I will definitely miss about being pregnant. You see, when you’re not pregnant, there’s an expectation of you to just buckle up your bootstraps and get things done. However, when you’re pregnant, people will let things slide and will actually go out of their way to get the remote for you, get you water, help you put your groceries in the car, they’ll hold the elevator for you or let you cut in line. My advice on this topic… I say you milk it! Smile and let the world be kind and generous because once that baby arrives, no one will let you cut in line or offer to put your groceries in the car (unless it’s your husband)

  • You love that baby so much it physically hurts

It’s cliche but it’s true.  When you hear your baby’s heartbeat for the first time, or find out the sex of the baby, or see her little face on the ultrasound you feel it.  It’s a love that makes you want to be a better daughter, wife, Christian, and overall person.  Most moms will share this deep rooted love that you can’t explain until you live it. The crazy part is that it started for me as soon as I knew I was pregnant with Grace.  It’s a love that’s so deep that makes you WANT all of the crazy, painful, uncomfortable, smelly and sticky parts of pregnancy because you already love that child so much. And the truth is that after you’re holding that baby, you forget all about the swelling, the cramps, the stretching and you move on to live your life with this amazing creature that God has blessed you with.

My point is, that I think moms don’t tell you all of these things because once they hold their sweet babe, all else fades and what’s left is love and gratitude.  Gratitude for the long 9 months, gratitude for the child and for the opportunity that God gives us women to bring children into this world.  This is my third pregnancy and although some things I mentioned are horrid, they’re all temporary and they’re all worth it.  So if you’re pregnant… hold on a little longer sweet mama.  You’re doing an amazing job at keeping that sweet little one safe!

Also, whenever I found myself in a moment of frustration, reciting scripture helped me get through it.

Here are a few verses that have helped me through these LONG 40 weeks!

  1. Psalm 18:2- The Lord is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in  whom I will trust; my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.
  2. Numbers 6:24-26-  The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord makes His face shine upon you,  and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up His countenance upon you and give you peace.
  3. Psalm 29:11- The Lord will give strength to His people; the Lord will bless His people with peace.
  4. 2 Timothy 1:7-  For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.
  5. Joshua 1:9- Be strong and of good courage; do not be afraid, nor be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.
  6. Philippians 4:13-  I can do all things through Him who gives me strength.
  7. Isaiah 41:10-  Fear not, for I am with you;  be not dismayed, for I am your God.  I will strengthen you, Yes, I will  help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
  8. Isaiah 41:13-  For I, the Lord your God, will hold your right hand, saying to you, ‘Fear not, I will help you.’
  9. Matthew 11:28-  Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
  10. Psalm 127:3-  Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of the womb is a reward.
  11. Jeremiah 29:11- For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord. plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
  12. Psalm 61:2- From the end of the earth I will cry to You, when my heart is overwhelmed; lead me to the rock that is higher than I.
  13. John 14:27- Peace I leave with you, My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.what they don't tell you about pregnancy


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  1. Yes to every single one of these! I am 32 weeks pregnant with #3 and I am ready to hole myself away in my house and totally avoid being in public until 6 weeks after this baby is born. Haha..

  2. I am reading Vitamins and Pregnancy: The Real Story by Helen Saul Case just now, and apparently taking extra magnesium will help the leg cramps. I’m not getting them yet, but did have them in my previous pregnancies, so I’ll have to try it out if it happens this time! Thank you for sharing the Bible verses 🙂

  3. I have sneezed and peed too many times to count…including twice in one day! Thankfully, they’ve happened at home…I must be a little too comfortable. 😉

  4. I just love the insight that you’ve shared here! I pray health and happiness over you and your family! GOD bless you, Beautiful! 🙂

  5. Oh this blessed my heart. I just stumbled on your blog today and, what do you know, I cried. hahaha

    I should add I’m 31 weeks pregnant. 🙂 Thank you for your words!

  6. I just stopped by to read this and gosh it was so close to the heart! and I don’t mean the heart burn! haha.. Thanks for being so open and sharing some insight and letting this mama to be, know Im not alone… and getting a good laugh in me! Will follow up on the bible verses!